• Cats
• Squirrels
• Dogs
• Humans

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• Yes -The humans don't know how to be good caregivers
• No -I need a human to clean up after me!
• Don't care - I am a fish.

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• I am using it right now.
• It cheapens a true hunter to use such technology.
• What's a Twitter and do they taste good?

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• No! Cats are only fun if they are stoned.
• Yes! Cats get away with everything and it's about time they paid their fair share.

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• Tried using the cat’s litter box.
• Lower your bark when humans are around.
• Licked their human caregiver’s cup when he is not looking.
• Actually ate a kid’s homework.
• Gone on a date with a cat.
• Pretended to be extra friendly whenever you smell atrociously.

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• Stupid, condescending humans.
• That's ok, I bark (meow) in a funny voice at them.
• They are sooo cute when they do that!
• I'll lick their toothbrushes when they are out to get revenge.
• Falsetto makes you sound stupid.

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• I'm too embarrased to watch.
• I eat rubber bands to make it more fun for them.
• Serves them right for what they feed me.
• If they would just let me out none of this would be necessary.
• It is what I live for.

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